FINALLY BANNED ON FACEBOOK (Updated)

Yes, the Truth warriors finally made it to the promised land. Facebook has decided to ban the Deep Thoughts Radio page due to an overload of Truth being posted on their demonic servers. We have reports many employees at Facebook had sudden shortness of breath as Satan was unable to provide them with heart-pounding demonic energy. Mark Zuckerturd was quoted saying, “I almost died today. We had to shut it down.” A spokesperson at Deep Thoughts Radio said this was always the goal and that they were surprised that it took so long. When asked what they will be doing now for a social media presence, DTR reps said, “Go to Minds.com, what else?!?!?”

UPDATE: Facebook decided they had made a mistake within 12 hours of disabling our page. We still encourage everyone to sign up to Minds.com.